Morning After

I drank way too much last night

now I feel like I'm paying my dues,

I woke up real early this morning,

all dry in the mouth and my head was pounding,

I've have me a case of those hangover blues.

All I ate last night

was what I think was horsemeat.

With a sickly sweet sauce

in greasy, greasy flat bread.

The man said it was a Donair

but whatever it was

I really don't care,

because my wallet is empty

and my life doesn't seem fair.

I feel I have nothing left to lose

I have a real bad case of those hangover blues.

She tells me that I wasn't any fun,

I had me a case of whiskey ****,

I just wouldn't get it up,

and after my epic fail

i moaned...òh ****,

I just rolled over on my side

and then got sick.

Well, life is about winning

just as much as you lose

and I woke up this morning

with a mean old case

of those hangover blues.

Thank god I didn't have to work today

because I would have giving my boss the bad news,

I would have been staying at home today

with one of those 40 ounce flues.

Oh, the things that I just know that I said,

and the people that I *******.

The peoples faces that stick in my mind

haunting me hard,

while I sit with my head in my hands,

my money all spent

and my bloodshot eyes

that I can't conceal,

Total disgust for myself

is the way that I feel.

Oh the self pity that I ooze

with this mean old case of those hangover blues.